List of Barry Humphries Quotes

I Like People Who Are Slightly Unhygienic. A Little Grubbiness Isn't So Bad. Bo Chic It Should Be Called.

There Is No More Terrible Fate For A Comedian Than To Be Taken Seriously.

Most Of My Contemporaries At School Entered The World Of Business, The Logical Destiny Of Bores.

The Past Is So Reliable, So Delightful And The Best Place To Live.

Sex Is The Most Beautiful Thing That Can Take Place Between A Happily Married Man And His Secretary.

If You Have To Explain Satire To Someone, You Might As Well Give Up.

I Know Body Hair Bothers Some Women, But A Lot Of Men Like A Fluffy Partner.

If You Can't Laugh At Yourself, You May Be Missing The Colossal Joke Of The Century.

I Love Australia - I Think.

Sport Is A Loathsome And Dangerous Pursuit.

Everyone Had A Japanese Maple, Although After Pearl Harbor Most Of These Were Patriotically Poisoned, Ringbarked And Extirpated.

The Whole Point Of Art, Aside From The Aesthetic Pleasure It Yields, Is That It Provides A Bridge To The Past; That Seductive Land Where We All Find Certainty And Consolation. Nothing Quite Spans This Gulf With Such Immediacy As The Art Of Popular Song.