Everyone Had A Japanese Maple, Although After

I Have Outlived Most Of My More Athletic Contemporaries Who Jogged, Golfed And Squashed Themselves Into Coronary Occlusion.

Sex Is The Most Beautiful Thing That Can Take Place Between A Happily Married Man And His Secretary.

Sport Is A Loathsome And Dangerous Pursuit.

I'm An Immensely Shy And Vulnerable Woman. My Husband Has Never Seen Me Naked. Nor Has He Expressed The Least Desire To Do So.

My Mother Used To Say That There Are No Strangers, Only Friends You Haven't Met Yet. She's Now In A Maximum Security Twilight Home In Australia