I Like People Who Are Slightly Unhygienic.

I've Decided The Secret Of Parenting Is Benevolent Neglect.i Put My Family Last. Because If You Don't, If You Put Them First, They Never Thank You. You'll Never Get A Word Of Thanks From Them.

To Live In Australia Permanently Is Rather Like Going To A Party And Dancing All Night With One's Mother.

I'm An Immensely Shy And Vulnerable Woman. My Husband Has Never Seen Me Naked. Nor Has He Expressed The Least Desire To Do So.

New Zealand Is A Country Of Thirty Thousand Million Sheep, Three Million Of Whom Think They Are Human.

Everyone Had A Japanese Maple, Although After Pearl Harbor Most Of These Were Patriotically Poisoned, Ringbarked And Extirpated.