Sport Is A Loathsome And Dangerous Pursuit.

I Have Outlived Most Of My More Athletic Contemporaries Who Jogged, Golfed And Squashed Themselves Into Coronary Occlusion.

There Is No More Terrible Fate For A Comedian Than To Be Taken Seriously.

Most Of My Contemporaries At School Entered The World Of Business, The Logical Destiny Of Bores.

I Like People Who Are Slightly Unhygienic. A Little Grubbiness Isn't So Bad. Bo Chic It Should Be Called.

If You Have To Explain Satire To Someone, You Might As Well Give Up.