If You Can't Laugh At Yourself, You

I'm An Immensely Shy And Vulnerable Woman. My Husband Has Never Seen Me Naked. Nor Has He Expressed The Least Desire To Do So.

I Have Outlived Most Of My More Athletic Contemporaries Who Jogged, Golfed And Squashed Themselves Into Coronary Occlusion.

The Whole Point Of Art, Aside From The Aesthetic Pleasure It Yields, Is That It Provides A Bridge To The Past; That Seductive Land Where We All Find Certainty And Consolation. Nothing Quite Spans This Gulf With Such Immediacy As The Art Of Popular Song.

Sex Is The Most Beautiful Thing That Can Take Place Between A Happily Married Man And His Secretary.

Everyone Had A Japanese Maple, Although After Pearl Harbor Most Of These Were Patriotically Poisoned, Ringbarked And Extirpated.