The Past Is So Reliable, So Delightful

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I Know Body Hair Bothers Some Women, But A Lot Of Men Like A Fluffy Partner.

I Have Outlived Most Of My More Athletic Contemporaries Who Jogged, Golfed And Squashed Themselves Into Coronary Occlusion.

New Zealand Is A Country Of Thirty Thousand Million Sheep, Three Million Of Whom Think They Are Human.

Australia Is An Outdoor Country. People Only Go Inside To Use The Toilet. And That's Only A Recent Development.