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Australia Is An Outdoor Country. People Only Go Inside To Use The Toilet. And That's Only A Recent Development.

New Zealand Is A Country Of Thirty Thousand Million Sheep, Three Million Of Whom Think They Are Human.

Sex Is The Most Beautiful Thing That Can Take Place Between A Happily Married Man And His Secretary.

Friendship Is Tested In The Thick Years Of Success Rather Than In The Thin Years Of Struggle.

I Think A Lot Of People Think That We [comedians] Are Nerveless People In The Theatre, That We Don't Feel That Kind Of Terror Which Traditionally Anyone Who Has To Do Any Public Speaking Feels. It's Worse For Actors, Because Our Livelihood Depends On It.