If You Have To Explain Satire To

The Past Is So Reliable, So Delightful And The Best Place To Live.

If You Have To Explain Satire To Someone, You Might As Well Give Up.

I Have Outlived Most Of My More Athletic Contemporaries Who Jogged, Golfed And Squashed Themselves Into Coronary Occlusion.

There Is No More Terrible Fate For A Comedian Than To Be Taken Seriously.

Everyone Had A Japanese Maple, Although After Pearl Harbor Most Of These Were Patriotically Poisoned, Ringbarked And Extirpated.