If You Have To Explain Satire To

There Is No More Terrible Fate For A Comedian Than To Be Taken Seriously.

If You Have To Explain Satire To Someone, You Might As Well Give Up.

My Parents Were Very Pleased That I Was In The Army. The Fact That I Hated It Somehow Pleased Them Even More.

The Past Is So Reliable, So Delightful And The Best Place To Live.

The Truth Is Deafening, No Matter How Softly It Is Spoken.