I Love Australia - I Think.

New Zealand Is A Country Of Thirty Thousand Million Sheep, Three Million Of Whom Think They Are Human.

I Know Body Hair Bothers Some Women, But A Lot Of Men Like A Fluffy Partner.

My Parents Were Very Pleased That I Was In The Army. The Fact That I Hated It Somehow Pleased Them Even More.

Never Be Afraid To Laugh At Yourself, After All, You Could Be Missing Out On The Joke Of The Century.

The Truth Is Deafening, No Matter How Softly It Is Spoken.