I Love Australia - I Think.

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I Like People Who Are Slightly Unhygienic. A Little Grubbiness Isn't So Bad. Bo Chic It Should Be Called.

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Sex Is The Most Beautiful Thing That Can Take Place Between A Happily Married Man And His Secretary.

The Truth Is Deafening, No Matter How Softly It Is Spoken.