List Of Fart Quotes

There's Nothing Worse Than A Bunch Of Jaded Old Farts, And That's A Fact.

Using Blasphemy As Entertainment Is As Cheap As A Comedian Telling A Fart Joke.

If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay, She Isn't Interested.

You Stand Out Like A Fart In A Church.

I'm Into Paradoxes. I Wanted To Make An Album About Them, But The Group Told Me I Was A Pretentious Fart. They Were Right.

Right Now, The Old Guys, The Old Farts, If You Will, Are Still Running The Show, And The Women Haven't Gotten Their Place Yet At All.

I Have More Talent In My Smallest Fart Than You Have In Your Entire Body.

Some Of Them Relate To Farts But They Are Not Fart Jokes. They Would Just Be A Fart In The Joke But It's About Something Else.

I Don't Usually Fly In First Class, But I Fart In First Class.

I'd Like To Think I'd Never Do A Gratuitous Fart Joke.

The Average Pregnant Woman Farts 15 Times That!

A Happy Fart Never Comes From A Miserable Ass.