I Have More Talent In My Smallest

I Have More Talent In My Smallest Fart Than You Have In Your Entire Body.

I Always Had One Ear Offstage, Listening For The Call From The Bookie.

Why Don't You Do The World A Favour. Pull Your Bottom Lip Up Over Your Head And Swallow.

There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!' That's Why They Invented Death!

My Doctor Gave Me Six Months To Live, But When I Couldn't Pay The Bill He Gave Me Six Months More.