I Have More Talent In My Smallest

There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!' That's Why They Invented Death!

I Have More Talent In My Smallest Fart Than You Have In Your Entire Body.

I Never Worked With Marilyn Monroe, But If She'd Lived, I Think She Would Have Been All Right. She Would Have Been President Of The United States.

To Be Successful In Show Business, All You Need Are 50 Good Breaks.

It's Very Easy To Live Here. You're Anonymous Here. Nobody Knows Who You Are.