The Average Pregnant Woman Farts 15 Times

People Always Say That Pregnant Women Have A Glow. And I Say It's Because You're Sweating To Death.

There Are Moments When I Would Love To Fall Asleep With My Head On Somebody's Shoulder, Just Because I Was So Used To That For So Long.

I Just Started Calling Myself 'swamp A-.' Like, I Have Swamp A- Right Now. I Had Major Swamp A- Because I Was Wearing These Spanx To Hold In My Gut ... It's Like The Bayou Up In That Region.

There's Tons Of Little Tricks That That Go Into Making The Perfect Shoe, But I Think Color, Comfort Is Really Important And Different Sizes Of Heels.

I Feel Like I Have A Bowling Ball Sitting On My Hoo-ha.