The Average Pregnant Woman Farts 15 Times

Sorry I Don't Eat Buffalo.

I Am Not The Type Of Person Who Believes Everything She Reads, But I Like To Look At Photos And See What People Are Wearing.

A Teacher Asked Us If Anybody Knew The Names Of The Continents. I Was Sooo Excited. I Was Like, Damn It! It's My First Day Of 7th Grade, I'm In Junior High And I Know This Answer. So I Raised My Hand, I Was The First One, And I Said A-e-i-o-u!

I Crave Cantaloupe Like A Crazy Person. But I Put Salt All Over It, So I Don't Know If It's That Healthy.

I Had Doors Slammed In My Face As A 14-year-old Because My Boobs Were Too Big.