If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay,

Anyone Who Is Concerned About His Dignity Would Be Well Advised To Keep Away From Horses.

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.

They're A Damn Nuisance - I've Got One In My Bathroom And Every Time I Run My Bath The Steam Sets It Off.

The Biggest Waste Of Water In The Country By Far. You Spend Half A Pint And Flush Two Gallons.

You Have Mosquitoes. I Have The Press.