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There Are Only Two Days On My Calendar... Today And The Day Of Judgment

Make Sure To Send A Lazy Man The Angel Of Death.

We Are Beginning To Regain A Knowledge Of Creation, A Knowledge Forfeited By The Fall Of Adam. By God's Mercy We Can Begin To Recognize His Wonderful Works And Wonders Also In Flowers When We Ponder His Might And Goodness. Therefore We Laud, Magnify And Thank Him.

Prayer Is A Strong Wall And Fortress Of The Church; It Is A Goodly Christian Weapon.

Earth Has Nothing More Tender Than A Woman's Heart When It Is The Abode Of Piety.