I Don't Usually Fly In First Class,

Americans Who Do Not Celebrate Independence Day: Pets.

I Think The Best Thing About Being Dumb Is That It Makes Magic A Lot Better. Where The Hell Did That Rat Come From? I Dunno, But I'm Calling The Cops Because He Just Cut That Lady In Half.

I Am What I Eat. And I Am This Especially When I Bite My Nails.

I Was Stuck In Traffic And I Looked In The Mirror And In The Car Behind Me There Was A Couple Having A Horrible Argument And Right Below Their Image It Said "objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I Just Thought, Man I Hope So Because She Was Pretty Mad.

I'm Afraid Of Sharks - But Only In A Water Situation.