I Don't Usually Fly In First Class,

I Was Watching Mtv And There Were Girls Dancing In Suspended Cages. That Would Be An Ambivalent Situation: "i'm Trapped! ...but Enjoying The Music".

One Thing You Never Hear Is "man That Guy Is Good At Badminton".

I Just Know Keeping Track Of What I'm Doing And Where I'm Going Is Important To Me.

It's Always Helpful To Remember That In The Grand Scheme Of Things You Are Much More Important Than... Um, Wait, Than... Something, Maybe.

I Like When People Wear A Wwjd Bracelet, Because It's Like An Example Of The First Thing Jesus Wouldn't Do, Probably.