Zsa Zsa Gabor Got Married As A

Four Of Us Slept In The One Bed. When It Got Cold, Mother Threw On Another Brother.

There Are Many Talented English Personalities, But Unfortunately They Were All In Hollywood.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

Some People Put Us Down. But I Still Haven't Heard Of Any Americans Trying To Swim Across The Border Into Mexico!

If I Have To Lay An Egg For My Country, I'll Do It.