He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

You've Got To Be Rich To Have A Swing Like That.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.