He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

I Can't Understand What's Holding Up Our Missile Program. It's The First Time The Government Ever Had Trouble Making The Taxpayers' Money Go Up In Smoke.