He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.

The Only Time To Believe Any Kind Of Rating Is When It Shows You At The Top.