I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.