If My Golf Game Was A Prize

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is Their Soup.

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.