If My Golf Game Was A Prize

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

Zsa Zsa Gabor Got Married As A One-off, And It Was So Successful She Turned It Into A Series.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.