If My Golf Game Was A Prize

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.