If My Golf Game Was A Prize

Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

The Trees In Siberia Are Miles Apart, That Is Why The Dogs Are So Fast.

Perfume Acts As An Anesthetic. By The Time She Floats A Little Your Way, You'll Promise Her Anything.

England Occupies A Warm Spot In My Affections. It Was The Scene Of My Greatest Performance. I Was Born There.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.