If My Golf Game Was A Prize

Cypress Point Is Such A Beautiful Place, But It's Also Very Exclusive. They Had A Very Successful Membership Drive Last Month. They Drove Out Forty Members.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.