I Would Not Have Had Anything To

Sure, We Did Need The Oil In America. How Else Could Dolly Parton Get Into Some Of Her Dresses?

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.