I Would Not Have Had Anything To

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

The Home Videos Aren't As Good, But They Are Seeming To Get Better.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.