I Would Not Have Had Anything To

Seventy Years Of Ad-lib Material, And I Am Speechless.

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

Eisenhower Admitted That The Budget Can't Be Balanced And Mccarthy Said The Communists Are Taking Over. You Don't Know What To Worry About These Days - Whether The Country Will Be Overthrown Or Overdrawn.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.