You Look Like A Normal Person, If

The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.

I Just Filled Out My Income Tax Forms. Who Says You Can't Get Killed By A Blank?

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

I Don't Worry Too Much About Sex Education In The Schools. If The Kids Learn It Like They Do Everything Else, They Won't Know How.