You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder

A Young Man Fills Out An Application For A Job And Does Well Until He Gets To The Last Question, "who Should We Notify In Case Of An Accident?" He Mulls It Over And Then Writes, "anybody In Sight!"

Talk About Cheap - On Christmas Eve, My Neighbour Shoots Off Three Blanks And Tells His Kids Santa Claus Just Committed Suicide.

For Every Studen With A Spark Of Brilliance, There Are About Ten With Ignition Trouble.

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day - You Declare A Truce.