All My Wife Wanted For Valentine's Day

The Only Thing That Can Break A Piece Of Valentine Candy Is Another Piece Of Valentine Candy.

I Like To Think Of Myself As The Middleman Between Fred Allen And Henny Youngman.

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.

Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas - One For Regular Kids And One For Kids Who Wanted Ten Toys Or Less.