Santa Is Having A Tough Time This

This Is How It Is Today: The Teachers Are Afraid Of The Principals. The Principals Are Afraid Of The Superintendents. The Superintendents Are Afraid Of The Board Of Education. The Board Is Afraid Of The Parents. The Parents Are Afraid Of The Children. The Children Are Afraid Of Nothing!

Jews Don't Drink Much Because It Interferes With Their Suffering.

In The Suburbs It's Hard To Buy Your Christmas Gifts Early In The Year. You Never Know Who Your Friends Will Be In December.

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.