You Know You've Reached Middle Age When

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

Now That The War Is Winding Down, I Want To Say I Do Appreciate You Fellows Hanging Around Here - Just For Me.

They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.

The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is Their Soup.

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.