You Know You've Reached Middle Age When

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On The Course. He Drives The Cart With The Red Cross Painted On Top.