You Know You've Reached Middle Age When

The Workers Love Khrushchev Very Much. He Hasn't Got An Enemy In The Entire Country. Quite A Few Under It.

Our First Stop Was Red Square, The Heart Of Moscow - If Moscow Has One.

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.