With Today's Movies, If We Took Out

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.

Miniskirts Have Become Quite A Fad. They're Even Some Guys Wearing Them. Don't Laugh, If You Had Thought To Of That, You'd Not Be Here Now.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.