For The First Time, You Can Actually

Most Of The People Who Came For Dancing Lessons Had Rumba Ambitions And Minuet Bodies

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

I've Always Felt England Was A Great Place For A Comic To Work. It's An Island And The Audience Can't Run Very Far.

The Old Water Heater In My Dressing Room Was Working, But It Was Kind Of Tired. It Gave Off About As Much Warmth As An Agent's Handshake.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.