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I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!

Eisenhower Admitted That The Budget Can't Be Balanced And Mccarthy Said The Communists Are Taking Over. You Don't Know What To Worry About These Days - Whether The Country Will Be Overthrown Or Overdrawn.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.