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We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

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Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.