England Occupies A Warm Spot In My

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.