President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

He Was Bare Chested And In Good Trim. I Said That Just Looking At Him I Knew There Would Always Be An England

When You Get Over 95, Every Day Is Your Day.

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.