President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

Lots Of Travel, Away From Home.

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

The High Point Of The Act Is When He (uri Durov) Puts His Head Inside The Bear's Huge Jaws. I Wouldn't Even Try That With My Agent.