President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.

I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They Are Reassuring To An Actor Who Doesn't Know How Really Great He Is.

The High Point Of The Act Is When He (uri Durov) Puts His Head Inside The Bear's Huge Jaws. I Wouldn't Even Try That With My Agent.

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.