President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

You Know, Marriage Is Making A Big Comeback. I Know Personally That In Hollywood People Are Marrying People They Never Married Before.

The Home Videos Aren't As Good, But They Are Seeming To Get Better.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.