There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing.

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing And Said, 'what Do I Do Next?' Pat Replied, 'wait Till The Pain Dies Down.'

A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.

The Big Difference In Those Days Was That In England The Government Subsidized Tv, In America We Work On Tv So We Can Subsidize The Government.