Why Should Old People Get [social Security]?

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself-and Possibly Teh Bogey Man.

We Must Remember That As The Centuries Go By, Time Will Pass.

I Came Down To Orange Because I Sold The Smothers Brothers A Song Called 'chocolate,' And That Gave Me Enough Money To Move Down Here. I Was Washing Windows Down In Orange County When They Called Me Up And Said They Wanted Me To Do Their Tv Show.

The Last Few Years Of My Life Have Been A Little Like A Long Ride In A Poop De Ville With The Bottom Down.

You Have To Understand, I Can't Do Any Jokes About Ross Perot, Because The Last Thing I Need Right Now Is Another Credit Check.