If Iowa Is The 'heart' Land, What

I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good President, And They Have A Great Pension Plan.

I'm Often Asked Why I Travel Around The Country Talking Politics. Is It For Humanitarian Reasons, Community Spirit, Or Is It For The Money, The Limousines Or The Girls? The Answers Are: No, No, Yes Yes Yes!

I Think We Should Just Tip The Government If It Does A Good Job. Fifteen Percent Is The Standard Tip, Isn't It?

Worrying About The Future Is A Thing Of The Past. I Don't Think About It.

No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government 15% If They Do A Good Job.