If Iowa Is The 'heart' Land, What

No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government 15% If They Do A Good Job.

I Read An Article That Said One In Five Americans Thinks Elvis Is Alive. I Want To Find Those Morons And Get Them Registered To Vote For Me.

Censorship Does Not Interfere With The Constitutional Rights Of Every American To Sit Alone In A Dark Room In The Nude And Cuss.

I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

If Elected, I Will Win.