List of Alexei Sayle Quotes

It Always Seemed To Be A Constant That My Parents Were Political.

I Don't Think I'd Ever Get Thin, But I Don't See Why I Should Necessarily Think That I Couldn't You Can't Live Your Life For Your Routines.

The Optimum Frequency With Which Comedians Should Do A Series Is Every Year. I Do One Every Three Years. My Audience Is Literally Dying Off.

I Liked 35 And In Both My Novels That Is The Age Of The Lead Characters. I Tried Making Them My Age But They Just Seemed To Keep Moaning About Stuff.

I Don't Think People Were That Interested In What I Was Doing For The Most Of The 1990s.

Most Of The Communists I Knew Were Nice People.

If Someone Starts Agreeing With Me, I Don't Like It. Out Of Pique, I Become Something Else.

For Me, The Showbiz Memoir Is Uninteresting - You Want To Tell People Something They Don't Know About.

It Seems Easier To Make A Career Out Of Comedy Now Than It Was In The 1980s.

As A Comic, You Try Something And If It Works You Go With It And Grind It To Death.

I Exist As An Annexe Of The Bbc. I'm Down The Road A Bit From The Main Building, In A Little Hut.

I Suppose The Common Idea Of Me Is That I'm Going To Be Someone Who's Hyper And Cracking Jokes All The Time, But People Who Meet Me Are Soon Disabused Of That Notion.