Sex Doesn't Have To Be Taught. It's

We Have Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself...and Of Course The Boogieman.

Now That My Wine Has Been Served In The White House, Why Not Me? Who Could Talk To Farmers Better Than I? Somebody Even Asked Me The Other Day If I Had Anything In My Platform About Taxes. 'hell Yes,' I Said. 'great State. But I Wouldn't Want To Live There.'

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

I've Been On The Campaign Trail So Long, Some Of My Wine Has Turned To Vinegar.