Sex Doesn't Have To Be Taught. It's

Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why Not?

In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.

Sex Doesn't Have To Be Taught. It's Something Most Of Us Are Born With.

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

The Federal Government Spends Millions To Run The Postal Service. I Could Lose Your Mail For Half Of That.