Sex Doesn't Have To Be Taught. It's

It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

Many Of You Have Asked Why It's Taken Me So Long To Select A Running Mate. I Have No Intention Of Reaching Into The Political Grab Bag And Grabbing Any Man To Be My Running Mate. I'm Going To Reach In And Grab A Woman!

On The Issue Of Inflation, I Think I Could Solve It No Matter How Much Money It Took.

As I've Always Said: The Future Lies Ahead.

I Admit I Do Have Some Drawbacks And Limitations As A Candidate. Although I Am A Professional Comedian, Some Of My Critics Maintain That This Is Not Enough. I Cannot Deny That I Stand Before You Untested And Inexperienced - I Only Spent Two Years In Television, Never As A Romantic Lead Or A Song And Dance Man.