Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why

The No. 1 Cause Of Forest Fires Is Trees.

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.

No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government 15% If They Do A Good Job.

Censorship Does Not Interfere With The Constitutional Rights Of Every American To Sit Alone In A Dark Room In The Nude And Cuss.

I Like To Pour My Wines For People. I Watch Their Eyes, I Can See What They'll Like. Most People Say They Don't Like Dry Wine Because They Haven't Had A Dry Wine That's Clean And Fruity, Instead Of A Big, Oaky Thing.