On The Issue Of Inflation, I Think

Now That My Wine Has Been Served In The White House, Why Not Me? Who Could Talk To Farmers Better Than I? Somebody Even Asked Me The Other Day If I Had Anything In My Platform About Taxes. 'hell Yes,' I Said. 'great State. But I Wouldn't Want To Live There.'

I've Been On The Campaign Trail So Long, Some Of My Wine Has Turned To Vinegar.

The Last Few Years Of My Life Have Been A Little Like A Long Ride In A Poop De Ville With The Bottom Down.

The Federal Government Spends Millions To Run The Postal Service. I Could Lose Your Mail For Half Of That.

Assuming Either The Left Wing Or The Right Wing Gained Control Of The Country, It Would Probably Fly Around In Circles.