Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.

I Get Upset Over A Bad Shot Just Like Anyone Else. But It's Silly To Let The Game Get To You. When I Miss A Shot I Just Think What A Beautiful Day It Is. And What Pure Fresh Air I'm Breathing. Then I Take A Deep Breath. I Have To Do That. That's What Gives Me The Strength To Break The Club.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

The Best Thing About Growing Older Is That It Takes Such A Long Time.

I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They Are Reassuring To An Actor Who Doesn't Know How Really Great He Is.