You've Got To Be Rich To Have

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.