You've Got To Be Rich To Have

English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. . . In The Shower.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.