Four Of Us Slept In The One

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

The Workers Love Khrushchev Very Much. He Hasn't Got An Enemy In The Entire Country. Quite A Few Under It.

My Folks Were English. They Were Too Poor To Be British. I Still Have A Bit Of British In Me. In Fact, My Blood Type Is Solid Marmalade.

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.