Four Of Us Slept In The One

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.