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Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.