Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.