Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You

I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They Are Reassuring To An Actor Who Doesn't Know How Really Great He Is.

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.