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I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

I See The Beatles Have Arrived From England. They Were 40 Pounds Overweight - And That Was Just Their Hair.

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.