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Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.