I See The Beatles Have Arrived From

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

A James Cagney Love Scene Is One Where He Lets The Other Guy Live.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

The Old Water Heater In My Dressing Room Was Working, But It Was Kind Of Tired. It Gave Off About As Much Warmth As An Agent's Handshake.