I See The Beatles Have Arrived From

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

A Few Years Ago He Had A Big Heart Transplant In Chicago, A Five-hour Operation. It Took The Doctors Four Hours To Get Him On The Operating Table.

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.