Valentine's Day - A Nice Holiday Because

There Are A Lot Of Things Money Can't Buy. Not One Of Them Is On My Son's List.

I Bought My Son A Bat For Christmas. On New Year's It Flew Away.

It Was A Tough School. The Kids On The Debating Team Took Steroids!

My Wife And I Were Shopping For The Whole Family. In The Music Department My Wife Said, "let's Get Your Nephew A Set Of Drums. That's What Your Brother Did To Us Last Year."

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