She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's

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My Wife Sent Me A Valentine Card That Said, "take My Heart, Take My Lips, Take My Soul." That's Just Like Her. She Kept The Good Parts For Herself.

Now That Doctors Have Stopped Making House Calls, Lots Of Patients Now Have To Die Without Their Help.