She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's

The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.

The Company Accountant Is Shy And Retiring. He's Shy A Quarter Of A Million Dollars. That's Why He's Retiring.

Valentine's Day Is The Day When You Remember That Cupid Was A Lousy Shot.

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.