She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's

It's Always Consoling To Know That Today's Christmas Gifts Are Tomorrow's Garage Sales.

Nowadays, When A Speaker Tells The Graduates That The Future Is Theirs--is That A Promise Or A Threat?

My Doctor Told Me That Jogging Could Add Years To My Life. I Think He Was Right. I Feel Ten Years Older Already.

When I Was In School, One Of My Teachers Was Crazy About Me. I Once Heard Her Tell Another Teacher, "i Wish He Was My Kid For One Day!"

Experience Is What You Have After You've Forgotten Her Name.