She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's

Santa Is Having A Tough Time This Year. Last Year He Deducted Eight Billion For Gifts, And The Irs Wants An Itemized List

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

At The Christmas Party, The Secretary With The Long Red Hair Ate Three Pickles, And Four Salesmen Panicked.

Folk Who Don't Know Why America Is The Land Of Promise Should Be Here During An Election Campaign.

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"