The World Is A Grindstone And Life

A Molehill Man Is A Pseudo-busy Executive Who Comes To Work At 9 Am And Finds A Molehill On His Desk. He Has Until 5 Pm To Make This Molehill Into A Mountain. An Accomplished Molehill Man Will Often Have His Mountain Finished Before Lunch.

We Are Living In The Machine Age. For The First Time In History The Comedian Has Been Compelled To Supply Himself With Jokes And Comedy Material To Compete With The Machine. Whether He Knows It Or Not, The Comedian Is On A Treadmill To Oblivion.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

I Don't Have To Look Up My Family Tree, Because I Know That I'm The Sap.

Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry You’ll Be A Cliché By And By.