The World Is A Grindstone And Life

English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has Been Squeezed Out Of A Wet Sleeve.

A Psychiatrists Is The Next Man You Start Talking To After You Start Talking To Yourself.

I Play A Musical Instrument A Little, But Only For My Own Amazement.

She Used To Be A Teacher But She Has No Class Now.

The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.