The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor

Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long As Someone Else Has Talent.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.