The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor

I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

If Criticism Had Any Power To Harm, The Skunk Would Be Extinct By Now.

Three Million Frogs' Legs Are Served In Paris - Daily. Nobody Knows What Became Of The Rest Of The Frogs.