The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor

The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.

Life, In My Estimation, Is A Biological Misadventure That We Terminate On The Shoulders Of Six Strange Men Whose Only Objective Is To Make A Hole In One With You.

If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.

Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.