My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's

Cocktail Party: A Gathering Held To Enable Forty People To Talk About Themselves At The Same Time. The Man Who Remains After The Liquor Is Gone Is The Host.

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

An Advertising Agency Is 85 Percent Confusion And 15 Percent Commission.

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.