Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.

The Average Girl Would Rather Have Beauty Than Brains Because She Knows The Average Man Can See Much Better Than He Can Think- Ladies' Home Journali'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four

I Have Just Returned From Boston. It Is The Only Thing To Do If You Find Yourself Up There.

All That The Comedian Has To Show For His Years Of Work And Aggravation Is The Echo Of Forgotten Laughter.

I'm Going To Boston To See My Doctor. He's A Very Sick Man.