Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

The Last Time I Saw Him He Was Walking Down Lover's Lane Holding His Own Hand.

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

The Advertising World Had Space Men In It Before Spacemen Existed.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.