Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

I Don't Want To Own Anything That Won't Fit Into My Coffin.

A Human Being Is Nothing But A Story With Skin Around It.

Her Hat Is A Creation That Will Never Go Out Of Style; It Will Just Look Ridiculous Year After Year.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.