Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

He's So Small, He's A Waste Of Skin.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.

I Learned Law So Well, The Day I Graduated I Sued The College, Won The Case, And Got My Tuition Back.

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.

He Writes So Well He Makes Me Feel Like Putting My Quill Back In My Goose.