Seventy Years Of Ad-lib Material, And I

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.