Tom Holt Quotes

The Best Definition Of An Immortal Is Someone Who Hasn't Died Yet.

American-style Iced Tea Is The Perfect Drink For A Hot

Poetry Is One Of The Few Nasty Childhood Habits I've Managed To Grow Out Of

I Try And Do 2,500 Words A Day, Every Day Of The Year

Lawyers Are Predators In Grey Worsted

There’s Nothing Bad About Reincarnation Per Se, It’s Basically A Very Good System, Cost-effective And Ecologically Friendly.

I Don't Read The Sunday Papers; Or The Dailies, Either

There Is That Within A Man That Drives Him Ever Onwards, Just As The Power Of The Seasons Drives The Roots Of Flowers Into The Hard Earth; And So He Decided, Against His Better Judgment, To Open His Eyes And Find Out What Was Going To Happen To Him Next.

Genies Rarely Have Nightmares, For The Same Reason That Elephants Don't Usually Worry About Being Trampled Underfoot. With The Possible Exception Of Bottles, There's Nothing In The Cosmos Large Enough Or Malicious Enough To Frighten Them, Or Stupid Enough To Try.

Everything Is Out There If You Know How To Find It, And Have The Patience. I Don't And Haven't, But That's My Problem

Mostly I Sit At Home In The Evenings Watching The Box And Hoping That One Day I'll Evolve Into Plankton.

At Any Given Time, Ninety-nine-point-nine-five Per Cent Of The Human Race Are A Confounded Nuisance