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Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

And On Nearby Islands, The Japanese Army Was Eating Raw Fish. We Felt Sorry For Them. We Didn't Know That In America After The War, You Wouldn't Be Able To Get Into A Sushi Joint Without A Reservation. And We Thought They Lost.

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.