It Flies So High, I Swear I

I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing And Said, 'what Do I Do Next?' Pat Replied, 'wait Till The Pain Dies Down.'

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.