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When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

He Was Bare Chested And In Good Trim. I Said That Just Looking At Him I Knew There Would Always Be An England

I Never Kick My Ball In The Rough Or Improve My Lie In A Sand Trap. For That I Have A Caddie.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.